Do you speak real estate?

Do you speak real estate?The remarks section is where agents get to describe their listings – the home they are actively engaged in trying to sell.  Some agents simply give the facts.  Others use their imagination to paint a picture so you can use your imagination to fantasize what it would be like to live there.  While out-and-out lies are unethical, “puffery” is ok — even if the puffery paints an unrealistic impression of the house.  For instance, it’s okay to say a house is “in a quiet neighborhood” or has “a great view” because this is subjective.  But it’s not okay to say a house is the largest on the block if it’s not true.

Many times, agents go too far in either minimizing or overstating the reality.  I recently read about a house with a “stunning” interior.  When I looked at the photos, the bedrooms had laminate floors, $25.00 Home Depot light fixtures, and white kitchen appliances. (There also were a few missing electric plates.)  Nothing wrong with Do you speak real estate?laminate floors or Home Depot light fixtures, but let’s be honest – it’s not “stunning.”  The fact is, you’re unlikely to find a “stunning” house for $60K in any major metropolitan area.

The next time you’re perusing real estate websites, use this key to decipher coded messages.

Phrase                                                                      Interpretation 

Needs some workMajor rehab to make it livable
Will only accept cash offers or 203k loansThis is a gut job
Value is in the landThis is a tear-down; the house needs to be razed
Price improvementPrice reduction because it was overpriced in the first place
This one won’t last longYes, it will
Motivated sellerDesperate seller
Hardwood floorsMaybe.  Could be anything from vinyl to laminate to engineered wood
Rental potentialYou wouldn’t want to live there
Improved basementConcrete floor is painted (usually gray)
Newly updatedVery plain but functional
Investor alert!Exclamation point means it definitely needs major rehab
Gourmet kitchenLots of counter space, and that’s it.  Don’t expect SubZero, Wolf, etc.
Adorable (1)Relatively small for the price
Adorable (2)Small and needs some work
CozySmaller than adorable
CharmingIn good condition and somewhat smaller than average
Good bonesNeeds lots of work, but not a total gut job
ElegantMaybe a chandelier and some crown molding
NewerAppliances or mechanicals less than 5 years old
StrikingSome architectural detail

Do you speak real estate?I’m Greg Bridges with Long & Foster Real Estate and I sell and write about real estate in the Baltimore area.  Office 410-889-9800, Mobile 410-215-0565 or g.bridges@lnf.com

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